Hon. Patrick has vexed completely o! Read his grammatical explosion on the glo caf award here >>

I USUALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN HON. PATRICK GETS ANGRY
“I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an od oriferous saga c*m gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious! I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the Confederation? With this state of affairs, i dare say that African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!”

Quote of the day - Jesus drove an honda!!!

Be humble. Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49 |

Funny but serious:- A mad man ran away with his hair, what should he do!!

An handsome young man went to a barber's shop to go cut his bushy hair and shave his beards.. He noticed someone was following him as he was about to enter the barbershop but he wasn't bothered about it...
As the barber was cutting, the 2 guys were gisting to avoid boredom! When he has gotten halfway with cutting, suddenly, a guy in an almost tattered cloth just ran in, picked part of the hair the barber had just shaved n dashes out!!!

Remember, the barber is through with just half of his hair and someone is running away with parts of his hair, if it were you, what would you have done or what will you advice him to do??!!

You wake up and your girfriend's sister is cooking while dressed like this in the kitchen, what will you do?

Photo Of The Day: Lionel Messi's Wife Left Him For C.ronaldo After He Lost World Best!

Not only did Messi lose the Ballon d' Or award to C.Ronaldo, he also lost his girlfriend to ronaldo! *sad face* Someone please caution other soccer stars!!*mind you, this is just for fun* 

Your girlfriend and her celebrity crush! What will you do??

Lmao!!
Check out this interesting scenario!!!
Imagine you took your girlfriend to a show and you paid #15,000 as your gate fee.. you guys were together buh despite all your efforts to make her know you truly care, she just doesnt care...
and then Wizkid appeared on stage cos it was time for him to perform and he's her big time celebrity crush!!
Lucky for her, he touched her and then, suddenly, she fainted...lying flat on the floor...

As the guy who paid for the gate fee, what will you do??
As the gurl who fainted, what will you do when you discover he has gone home??

Oya drop your comments... lets laugh together..
best answer gets a shout-7out tonight on Ncc... Leggo...