[JOKE] Akpos and Teacher - Mind your Own Business

TEACHER: What is the name of the Capital City of Somalia ?
AKPOS: Bomb Blast.
TEACHER: AKPOS, You are Wrong, You need to focus more on your studies.
AKPOS: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.
TEACHER: Yes, go ahead.
AKPOS: Do u know Tracy?
TEACHER: No.
AKPOS: Do u know Blessing?
TEACHER: No.
AKPOS: Do u know Ruth?
TEACHER: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do u
ask?
AKPOS: Teacher, You need to Focus more on your husband.

Amazing: Swallowed Man By Shark Stabs Shark Back On The Head, Does not Want to Die Alone.. [PHOTO]

Was surfing through the web this afternoon, saw this funny picture.. A man swallowed by a shark manages to bring out his hand through the shark's gills and stab it on the head..

Can it be real! or is this some sort of photo editing!!

JOKE!!! Who Is Guilty?? The man or the wife?

Check out this interesting scenario...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"

The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, broke his leg and then realized, ''Damn,I am the husband!!!''

Who is guilty??

Who is guilty?

Akpos's Cousin Rukewe For Mr Nigeria 2015.. [VIEW PHOTO]

Here is Akpos's cousin, Oghenerukewe.. He's such a very handsome man, tall, black(not dark) and handsome.. He's aspiring to be Mr Nigeria 2015.. check him out.. Isn't he so handsome!
Ladies, he's still very single.. If you're interested, contact admin asap before he gets hooked.
So, help rate him, don't let his dream die...

HOT or NOT??

kindly make use of the comment box...

Joke of the day!! The choir mistress and the blind guy

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out Unclad with legs spread and shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, "Brother Kwame, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?"

"He replied, "Yes ooh, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now... "Don't laugh alone" oooo

Joke!! If you were in Frank Edoho's shoes in this situation, what will you do?

There is a stammerer playing who is playing "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE...."

Frank- The next question goes for the sum of a whooping two million naira. What is d name of d king in the bible dat ate grass for seven years?

stammerer- its this man naw, I'm trying to re..re..remember his name,yes,its ne...ne..ne..ne bu...bu..bu.c.cha.....cha....chad..ne...z..zz zz.Zzzz..zar.na nebuchadnezzzz....zar
yes

Frank - am afraid you have just gotten the question.....hmmm...

Stammerer- oga,oya t....t. ttt...tal...k.k ..talk nw eh

Frank- You've got to takke it easy but you have just won for yourself the sum of 2million naira

Stammerer- 2...2....2...2 mi..mi...million, God thank you o

Frank- so the next question is worth 5 million naira. Where is the deepest lake situated? And don't
forget you still have your last lifeline which is PHONE A FRIEND.

Stammerer- eh!!! u wan kill person? OK, I go flash Moses so he go call back,make we no waste credit.

Frank- don't worry, let's call him

Stammerer- OK o,if u say so (phone ringing...)

Frank- hello, is this Moses?

Moses- Yes,of course

Frank- Your friend is on the hot seat & he needs your help, the voice you'll hear next shall be his. you've got 30 secs, your time starts nw.

Stammerer- w...ww....wer is d...d....d. de..de..de..de..dee...epest l...l...lll...lake si....tua.....tua....a...a...(tym ends)

Frank- Your tym is up...

stammerer- wat?, u dey c..c..c.razzzzzzzze craze ni,abi u dey m..m..mad ni,I Neva even fi..fi..fi..fin ish re...re..rea..reading question nt to talk of reading o..o..op..opp..options..

Frank- are you referring 2 me?

stammerer- n..n..no..no,na d com..com..com.. puter...u beta gi..gi.. give me my...my... 5mi..mi. mi..mi...mi.......million if u..u..u...no wan d.d..d.dddd...die.

Abeg, if you were in Edoho's shoe, what will you do??..
What will you do?

Nigerian Police caught and flogged masquerades in Lagos (See Photos)

This is a very hilarious.. These masquerades were reported to the police by the people living in the street. They were chased, caught then flogged by the police for disturbing the peace of the people.. 

I thought masquerades are really dead ancestors o... Lmfao

Very Funny: Osun State's governor Aregbesola and Deputy Governor rock new elementary school uniform (PHOTO)

The State of Osun's executive governor, Gov. Rauf Aregbesola and his deputy governor rock new elementary school uniforms at the commissioning of a new primary school in Ile-Ife last week, here are the photos below...

Does the kind of love taking place in this photo still exist?

Love is so magical, love is great, love is awesome, love is sweet, love is understanding but nowadays, it seems true love is kind of scarce... Does this kind of love still exist?? Guys, if your wife is this heavily pregnant, can you cook for her? and ladies, how will you feel if your husband is cooking for you in this kind of condition?

(see pix after the cut >>)

Funny: Why most ladies chat using smileys - Very interesting chat between a boy and a girl on bbm

Boy and girl's chat on bbm

Boy: How are u dear?

Girl:   .

Boy: are u missing me?

Girl:  .

Boy: am not feeling too well.

Girl:  .

Boy: so how is ur day?.

Girl:  .

Boy: are u busy?.

Girl:  .

Boy: is there someone nearby?.

Girl  .

Boy: so why don't you type something instead of sending me faces of your family?

Girl:  .

Boy: ok iv heard that you failed in your english exam....

Girl? Who TELLED you, It is unpossible.... I was sawed d result yesterday.... I passed away.

Boy:  OMG.... That's ok. U can use smileys please.

Money good for body oo! See Comedian Basket-mouth's surulere photo (Before and After)

Its been a common trend for celebs to update their old-skool pictures alongside their very recent ones..

Here is one of our very own comedian Basket-Mouth's surulere photo... Before and after.. Money good for body ooh *lmfao*.... Check out the photo after the break

Don't marry a a wowoh guy else this ugly kiddo might be your reward: See funny photo here:

If you have been thinking of marrying a very wowoh boy and you are as a sweet looking babe, I think its better for you to reconsider ooo.. You think he's nice, rich, well to do and he's such a great guy.. Gene pass gene o..... Are you asking me why? Maybe you need  to take a look at this funny photo... love dey injure o..

See this babe's reward for marrying a sweet wowoh guy *hahaha*

Download on top your matter by wizkid official video (3gp and mp4) format

Star boy wizkid released the video of his new single "on top your matter" some few weeks back and since them its been one of the hottest jamz of the moment... And now... The video is finally officially out..
Just download from any of the links below and enjoy

Download on top your matter by WizKid .3gp free

Download on top your matter by WizKid .mp4 free

Hilarious photo of Olamide ft Wizkid in omo toh shan represented by 2 small boys

This is very interesting! Olamide_YBNL and WizKid Ayo represented by 2 lil boy characters... Just for fun tho, no hard or soft feelings *he he he*

A Church Where They Worship N*ked Discovered In America

A church in the US state of Virginia has taken the bizarre decision to allow its congregation to attend services in the Unclad. Pastor Allen Parker, the leader of White Tail Chapel in the town of Southampton, said he came to the decision to allow Unclad worship after concluding the clothing requirements of other churches were overly ‘pretentious’, and decided his own flock should be free to forgo such materialism if they desire.

He believes he is in good company too, claiming many of the most important moments in the Bible happened while the protagonists were Unclad, including Jesus’ crucifixion and resurrection.

See Photos Below...

Man Strikes pose with gorilla in the zoo

Lmfao!! I bet this man ain't alright at all.. Strikes pose with a gorilla, I bet friendship has no bounds abi! *hahaha*
See photo here...

Hon. Patrick has vexed completely o! Read his grammatical explosion on the glo caf award here >>

I USUALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN HON. PATRICK GETS ANGRY
“I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an od oriferous saga c*m gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious! I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the Confederation? With this state of affairs, i dare say that African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!”

Quote of the day - Jesus drove an honda!!!

Be humble. Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49 |

Funny but serious:- A mad man ran away with his hair, what should he do!!

An handsome young man went to a barber's shop to go cut his bushy hair and shave his beards.. He noticed someone was following him as he was about to enter the barbershop but he wasn't bothered about it...
As the barber was cutting, the 2 guys were gisting to avoid boredom! When he has gotten halfway with cutting, suddenly, a guy in an almost tattered cloth just ran in, picked part of the hair the barber had just shaved n dashes out!!!

Remember, the barber is through with just half of his hair and someone is running away with parts of his hair, if it were you, what would you have done or what will you advice him to do??!!

You wake up and your girfriend's sister is cooking while dressed like this in the kitchen, what will you do?