Funny Question: How much do you think her bride price should cost??

1. If a lady's bre*st has been pressed
more
than the tv remote in your parlour....
2. If the number of men she has slept
with
is more than her age..
How much do you think her bride
price
should cost??

Akpos Joke: The white house contract and the 3 contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with White House official to examine the fence.

The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my teamv& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Akpos did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?" Akpos whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."


Naija no dey carry last....

If Your Car Stops while going on a date, Should She Get Out And Push with You or Keep Flexing? - Romance

-As a guy, you're cruising a new babe to a date then  suddenly, your car stops.. Will you ask her to join you in pushing the car or she should just keep flexing in the car while you push alone??
-As a girl, will you join in pushing the car??

Dummest Question Of The Day - Who sang Skelewu by davido? Help A Fellow Nigerian lolz

Funny News: NYSC to pay Virgins N50,000 as Monthly Allowance

NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance

It’s good news for Virgins who are currently partaking in this year’s National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program as President Goodluck Jonathan through the NYSC Director General, Brig. Gen. Nnamdi Okorie-Affia has just announced that, instead of N19,800, Virgin Corps Members will be receiving N50,000 as monthly allowance.

The President said it was an incentive for “Girls to keep themselves for their husbands” and also as a way of congratulating girls who “managed to keep their hymens intact in such a trying times as we have today”.

Happy EID UL ADHA TO ALL LAUGHNIGERIA'S MUSLIM READERS

The Eid ul-Adha is a major religious event in the lives of Muslims. Usually, communities celebrate this occasion over a period of several days.

Can You Guess Who The Big Man In This Old Skool Photo Is??