Funny pix: Searching for Mr. Right on google

INTERESTING: The Most Romantic statement you can ever say to a Nigerian Girl?

Which of these Is The Most Romantic statement you can ever say to a Nigerian Girl?
1. I love you
2. I can die for you 
3. Send your account number 
4. I want to marry you

Talk Time: You suddenly rest your back on this kind of tree, what will you do?

Assuming You're In the Woods, you got tired and feel like resting your back against a tree... Then you rest on one.. You suddenly look back at the tree you were resting on then you saw this shape of an owl on the tree... As a Nigerian, what will be your first reaction???

Only True Naija Blood Know This Answer - What Kind Of Solution Is This??

What is this mixture called?

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READ AND LAUGH - Naija Police Jokes Collection: You can barely escape accusations from Naija policemen

You can barely escape accusations from a Naija Policeman.

‪#‎9jaPoliceBeLike‬ why z ur laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and kip it in d bag abi, oga ade, enta motor

#9jaPoliceBeLike ur car radio is playing "ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say smt, you better say it directly!!!

#9jaPoliceBeLike PARK!!! I say PARK!!! I say Park there my frend!!! *lowers voice* wetin boys go chop na?

#9japolicebelike young man may we know u, sergeant Bature give am one.

#9japolicebelike you last received call was 13:30, you have been making calls for the past 13 hours and driving. PARK ! ! !

Childhood Songs, Lyrics and Poems We Really Missed Their Correct Lyrics Back In Those Days

LET'S HAVE FUN

(Decided to repost after many requests)

We can't deny the fact that as kids, wetin concern us with lyrics?...lol. We sang nonsense!!! As far as we get the nearest word for the sound made in the song/poem, we're good to go. No be so?

Which can u remember? bring them on! I bet everyone had different versions of lyrics... LOL

~ "Hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo..
Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!!..."

~ "Our father two times eleven"

~ "Praise the lord, osingo osingo.... praise d Lord..."

~ "Jangilova epo motor..."

Joke Of The Day: Nigerians are the wisest on Earth.. Read this to confirm

An American and a Nigerian are
sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The American is thinking that Nigerians are
so dumb that he can fool them easy. . .
So he asks if the
Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a
nap, so he politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks. The American persists
and says that the game is a lot of fun.