[JOKE] Akpos and Teacher - Mind your Own Business

TEACHER: What is the name of the Capital City of Somalia ?
AKPOS: Bomb Blast.
TEACHER: AKPOS, You are Wrong, You need to focus more on your studies.
AKPOS: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.
TEACHER: Yes, go ahead.
AKPOS: Do u know Tracy?
TEACHER: No.
AKPOS: Do u know Blessing?
TEACHER: No.
AKPOS: Do u know Ruth?
TEACHER: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do u
ask?
AKPOS: Teacher, You need to Focus more on your husband.

Amazing: Swallowed Man By Shark Stabs Shark Back On The Head, Does not Want to Die Alone.. [PHOTO]

Was surfing through the web this afternoon, saw this funny picture.. A man swallowed by a shark manages to bring out his hand through the shark's gills and stab it on the head..

Can it be real! or is this some sort of photo editing!!

JOKE!!! Who Is Guilty?? The man or the wife?

Check out this interesting scenario...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"

The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, broke his leg and then realized, ''Damn,I am the husband!!!''

Who is guilty??

Who is guilty?

Akpos's Cousin Rukewe For Mr Nigeria 2015.. [VIEW PHOTO]

Here is Akpos's cousin, Oghenerukewe.. He's such a very handsome man, tall, black(not dark) and handsome.. He's aspiring to be Mr Nigeria 2015.. check him out.. Isn't he so handsome!
Ladies, he's still very single.. If you're interested, contact admin asap before he gets hooked.
So, help rate him, don't let his dream die...

HOT or NOT??

kindly make use of the comment box...

Joke of the day!! The choir mistress and the blind guy

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out Unclad with legs spread and shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, "Brother Kwame, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?"

"He replied, "Yes ooh, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye surgery and I can see very clearly now... "Don't laugh alone" oooo

Joke!! If you were in Frank Edoho's shoes in this situation, what will you do?

There is a stammerer playing who is playing "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE...."

Frank- The next question goes for the sum of a whooping two million naira. What is d name of d king in the bible dat ate grass for seven years?

stammerer- its this man naw, I'm trying to re..re..remember his name,yes,its ne...ne..ne..ne bu...bu..bu.c.cha.....cha....chad..ne...z..zz zz.Zzzz..zar.na nebuchadnezzzz....zar
yes

Frank - am afraid you have just gotten the question.....hmmm...

Stammerer- oga,oya t....t. ttt...tal...k.k ..talk nw eh

Frank- You've got to takke it easy but you have just won for yourself the sum of 2million naira

Stammerer- 2...2....2...2 mi..mi...million, God thank you o

Frank- so the next question is worth 5 million naira. Where is the deepest lake situated? And don't
forget you still have your last lifeline which is PHONE A FRIEND.

Stammerer- eh!!! u wan kill person? OK, I go flash Moses so he go call back,make we no waste credit.

Frank- don't worry, let's call him

Stammerer- OK o,if u say so (phone ringing...)

Frank- hello, is this Moses?

Moses- Yes,of course

Frank- Your friend is on the hot seat & he needs your help, the voice you'll hear next shall be his. you've got 30 secs, your time starts nw.

Stammerer- w...ww....wer is d...d....d. de..de..de..de..dee...epest l...l...lll...lake si....tua.....tua....a...a...(tym ends)

Frank- Your tym is up...

stammerer- wat?, u dey c..c..c.razzzzzzzze craze ni,abi u dey m..m..mad ni,I Neva even fi..fi..fi..fin ish re...re..rea..reading question nt to talk of reading o..o..op..opp..options..

Frank- are you referring 2 me?

stammerer- n..n..no..no,na d com..com..com.. puter...u beta gi..gi.. give me my...my... 5mi..mi. mi..mi...mi.......million if u..u..u...no wan d.d..d.dddd...die.

Abeg, if you were in Edoho's shoe, what will you do??..
What will you do?

Nigerian Police caught and flogged masquerades in Lagos (See Photos)

This is a very hilarious.. These masquerades were reported to the police by the people living in the street. They were chased, caught then flogged by the police for disturbing the peace of the people.. 

I thought masquerades are really dead ancestors o... Lmfao