CHINKO MEDICINE
PG 18+ (Reader's discretion advised)
Mr Akpors - a Nigerian tourist goes on a trip to China.
While in China, he was very sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a consultant at the National Hospital Abuja.
The doctor, never having seen anything like that before, orders some tests and tells Mr Akpors to return in two days for the results.
Akpors returns a couple of days later and the doctor says:
"I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".
Akpors looks a little perplexed and says:
"Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers:
"I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis".
Akpors screams in horror, "EWOOO!!! AMPU.... WETIN?! I want a second opinion please doc".
The doctor replies:
"Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".
The next day, Akpors seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".
Akpors says to the doctor:
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", Akpors replies in relief.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"
Akpors fainted!
