Akpos Joke: Blackberry Porsche

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Joy.

Joy: Honey, do you still love me like before?

Akpos: Yes love! My love for you will never change.

Joy: That’s my honey. I want you to buy me something.

Akpos: Just name it, baby.

Joy: It’s just one BB porsche.

Akpos: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know.

Joy: It’s #350,000.

Akpos: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?

Joy: Honey, its not a car oh, It’s a phone.

Akpos: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?

Joy: Are you buying it or not?

Akpos: Please I am not oh! I can’t!

Joy: Helloooooo!

Akpos: Hiiiiiiiii!

Joy: Don’t even bother again. I’will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.

Akpos: Better still, call the President, he will be faster.

Joy:(sad, crying): ‘I’m going to delete you.

Akpos: Is your phone hanging, because I have deleted you since you mentioned Porsche.