Why I Hate My Boyfriend

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!
BOY: Why?
GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?
BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.
GIRL: I'm going to break up with him.
BOY: Ok but know I'm available.
[Girl stands to leave]

Very Funny Job Application

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

IMAGINE HAVING SOMEONE LIKE THIS AS YOUR HOUSE MAID.. HOW DO YOU SEE YOUR HOME??

Ladies, can you take someone like this as your house maid? 

Guys, is it wrong having someone like this as your house maid?

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The Best Place To Think About Your Future

A philosopher once said, the toilet is the best place to think about your future.. Do you believe this is true or false??

[Funny Question] Your Friend Was Chasing You In The Dream! What Will You Do??

OLUSEGUNADEX;
Please just answer this….
U went to a friends place and decided to spend the night there then u both were sleeping that night and u started dreaming where that same friend was chasing you with a machete you were running so fast then you woke up u turned to your friend’s direction and saw him already awake and he said this to you 
FOR YOUR SMALL MIND NW U SABI RUN ABI..

What will you do next?

JOKE: Akpos The Teacher and the Dumbest Students Ever..

Akpos: “who is the minister of education?”
Children: “Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan”
Akpos: “who is CBN governor?”
Children: “Aliko Dangote”
Akpos; “who is the minister for information?”.
Children: “Mike Adenuga”
Akpos; “who is the minister for sports.
Children: “Stephen keshi”.
Akpos: “Correct! who composed the national anthem of Nigeria”
Children: “wizkid”
Akpos: “correct” what is 2 X 5?

JOKE: Women Are Stubborn - Read this if you don't believe

A couple watching a Premier League match together. 

After five minutes: 

Wife: Is that Saint Obi? 
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor. 

Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother. 
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother. 

Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.