Saturday, 5 October 2013

JOKE: Women Are Stubborn - Read this if you don't believe

A couple watching a Premier League match together. 

After five minutes: 

Wife: Is that Saint Obi? 
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor. 

Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother. 
Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother. 

Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.


Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: mute, not uttering a word.

Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.

Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.

*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*

Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.

Who is more wicked?

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