Annoying and Frustrating Messages From Nigerian Network Providers

You were probably expecting a romantic text message from your lover, a credit alert from your bank, an invitation to a job interview or test, and the likes but then your phone beeps and the excitement dies down immediately you open the message. It is unfortunately one of those disappointing messages we receive from our telecommunication service providers. They are either asking you to subscribe to jokes, health tips, caller tunes, sport news or romantic texts.

Vegetable Oil Stew Vs Palm oil stew... Which of these makes better sense?

Lets talk about stew *winks*
Vegetable oil made stew / Palm oil made stew --- Which of these do you prefer?

AMAZING!! Solar Eclipse To Occur In Nigeria Again In November 3rd, 2013.. Read for more info

THE Director-General of National Biotechnical Development Agency (NASRDA), Dr Saidu Mohammed, has said the solar eclipse, which will occur on November 3, will come with mild darkness across the 36 states of the federation.

The Director-General, who made this known during a press briefing, last Thursday in Abuja, also advised Nigerians to remain calm, as the eclipse would not affect satellite communications or air services.

The eclipse, however, will be characterised by a flush of sunlight and mild darkness during its peak. The agency has, therefore, made available at its headquarters, sunglasses, which will serve as filters for the effect of the sun.

Dr Mohammed added that: “It will be like any other day, but its effect will be felt at its peak. It is recommended you wear sunglasses. There is no need to panic,” he concluded.

Earlier in his presentation, the Director of Centre for Astronomy, University of Nsukka, Professor Felix Okpara, who outlined the various times of the eclipse across the nation said, in Abuja, the eclipse will begin by 1:03 p.m. It will be at its maximum by 2.40 p.m and it will end by 4.03 p m in the evening. In Lagos, it will begin by 12.50 p.m, its maximum level will take place by 2.40 p.m and end by 4.01p.m.

Peter Okoye's son vs Wizkid's son! Whoz Gat Hottest Swags??

Peter Okoye's son, Cameron left... vs Wizkid Ayo's son, Boluwatife - right... Whoz Gat Hottest Swags??

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Top Funny Nigerian Questions Google Can Never Answer *hehe*

Hi friends,I saw these funny questions and just decided to share it; 
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes, sarcastic response to a random question. 
But really,what are those questions google cannot answer? 
 Here are some funny responses; 
*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics? 
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone? 
*Day and time of Jesus second coming. 
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth? 
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election? 
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president? 

Haba!! Picture Of A Nigerian Policeman Cuddling A Lady in Police Uniform

What is he doing sef!!!

Laugh Away Your Stress: Shy Akpos; too scared to ask the girl of her dreams out

There was a time Akpos really loved a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying, 'I love you so much, I want to date u. Please reply and tell me how u feel.' A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was soooo scared & tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until in the morning when he is less tensed. When he woke up the next day: He said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath, combed his hair, then climbed back to his bed, balanced very comfortably and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to complete your request, kindly recharge your account and try again!. Akpos Fainted.