Top Funny Nigerian Questions Google Can Never Answer *hehe*

Hi friends,I saw these funny questions and just decided to share it; 
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes, sarcastic response to a random question. 
But really,what are those questions google cannot answer? 
 Here are some funny responses; 
*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics? 
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone? 
*Day and time of Jesus second coming. 
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth? 
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election? 
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president? 

*What is under Jonathan's hat? 
*Who was the first man to prepare EBA? 
*When will corruption desert Nigeria? 
*Who are the owners of the two hands shaking when switch on a Nokia phone 
*How many potholes are there on lagos - ibadan expresway? 
*When will laughnigeria become #1 in Nigeria 
*When will there be constant electricity supply in Nigeria 

 Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!