Saturday, 5 October 2013

[EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS] 29 Most Creative Tattoos In The World - Not all tattoos are bad

Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi's new toy-ish look [Funny Picture]

I saw this amazing picture online.. Showcasing the new face of C. Ronaldo and Lionel Messi.. They're looking hotter than they normally are..lol..
Who's hotter? Ronaldo (left) or Messi (right)?? lmao

JOKE: Five things America movies and Indian movies teach us

Five things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than
Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA
Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To
Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical
Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.

Five things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry,
Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The
Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten
Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His
Wound.

Question Time - The Part of the Body responsible for Making love..

Which part of a MAN'S body has no bones, full of veins, likes pumping and responsible for making love?

COMMENT AND WIN: TRANSLATE THIS ENGLISH STATEMENT AND WIN A SHOUTOUT

translate this pidgin statement to a correct English statement,
"IF I TEAR YOU SLAP, YOU GO THINK SAY NA CATERPILLAR JAM YOU"

Best answer gets a shoutout on NAIJA COMEDY CLUB (www.facebook.com/naijacomedyclub)
Include your name, your nickname or twitter handle on your comment.. Lets go..

WARRI BOY'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT JONATHAN ON ASUU STRIKE [Very Funny]

Oga president,
First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle follow us dey house, Sheeh you for never answer our we lecturers them? Una say make we bone kidnapping, militant things and all the bad bad things go enter school, now now na una com dey f**k up. All the things wey them lecturers don teash us for klass we don forget am finish. Last last, na una go still call us "half-baked", "half-roasted", abi na "half-fried". Na una sabi.

Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow. We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey snatch ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go snatch ballot make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am.

VIDEO: Extortion by Men of The Nigerian Police in Onitsha, Caught on camera

These people can never learn their lesson.. this is a very shameful act! Watch as a Nigerian citizen was being extorted for money by members of the Nigerian police force, our so called friends.. The police officer was caught on camera, he never knew the negotiation process was actually being recorded by a passenger..
When will corruption end in Nigeria!!

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