JOKE: Five things America movies and Indian movies teach us

Five things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than
Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA
Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To
Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical
Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.

Five things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry,
Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The
Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten
Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His
Wound.

4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is
Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street,
Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.


Now your turn: Now tell us five things NollyWood always teach us?