JOKE: Akpos And Teacher - Father of All Frustrators

In an English class, Akpos was caught sleeping while the lecture was going on. His teacher woke him up and asked him, "why are you sleeping Akpos".. he answered, "because I'm an English major".. this series of conversation then ensured between them..

TEACHER: What is a Verb?
AKPOS: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
TEACHER: What are you saying?
AKPOS: It is a complete sentence sir
TEACHER: Are you mad?
AKPOS: It is a question sir
TEACHER: Don't be silly
AKPOS: It is an advice sir
TEACHER: Stop that nonsense
AKPOS: It is a command sir
TEACHER: You're an Idiot

AKPOS: 
It is an insult sir
TEACHER: Get out of my class
AKPOS: It is an order sir
TEACHER: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
AKPOS: It is an exclamation sir
TEACHER: May God have mercy on you.
AKPOS: It is a prayer sir.....

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